(Source: anacondaxvice)

(Source: alt-j)

(Source: vogue-pussyxo)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: scottthedork)

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(Source: effington)

dampho:

This is from JonTron’s Birdemic review.

It was so goddamn cute i just had to draw it out.

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable